Touch Grass Approved · 2026 Edition

Stop Being an NPC
in Your Own Life.

Take the Side Quest Challenge — pick 7, 30, or 100 days, complete one tiny mission a day, build a streak, unlock badges. From the people who got tired of being beige.

What's your side quest archetype?

5 questions. No email. No login. Just vibes.

Pick your quest line

5 challenge templates. Start any time. Progress saves on this device.

How the Side Quest works

  1. 01. Take the 5-question vibe check above to find your archetype.
  2. 02. Pick a quest line — 7-day starter, 30-day arc, or the 100-day origin story.
  3. 03. Open one mission a day. Tap the box. Watch the streak go up.
  4. 04. Unlock badges at days 1, 3, 7, 14, 30, and 100.
  5. 05. Share your archetype + streak. Drag a friend in.

From the field journal

Reads on novelty, dopamine, the touch grass cult, and why your group chat won't shut up about Trader Joe's.